Henley: Who's ready for my Six Horsemen-only Thanksgetting party?
Jack: MEEEEEEEE
Merritt: Jack you're /always/ ready
Jack: Ik
Dylan: BOB SAGET
JD: You mean the guy from Full House?
Dylan: It's my way of swearing on holidays so I don't insult God
Dylan: Anywho I SPILLED ALMOND MILK ALL OVER THE COUNTER
Jack: Who even drinks almond milk?
Dylan: ITS DELICIOUS OK
Dylan: DONT JUDGE ME
Dylan: I was trying to text and pour milk on my cereal
Dylan: AND THIS ISH HAPPENED
(Dylan sends a pic of the milky mess in his kitchen)
Dylan: Moms gonna kill me THANKS GUYS
Merritt: How is this our fault
Merritt: You're the one who decided to prepare cereal while texting
Dylan: Well its still indirectly your fault so SHUT
Jack: Look on the bright side
Jack: You can lick it up
Henley: EW NO
Henley: God knows what's been done on that counter
Merritt: NO SEX IN MY KITCHEN
Merritt: Wait this is Dyl we're talking about, right?
Dylan: Yes why
Merritt: Then I retract my previous statement
Dylan: Shut your face, at least I've lost my virginity
Lula: Ikr
Lula: Look at all those chickens
Dylan: *virgins
Lula: Those too
JD: Speaking of chickens
JD: Has anybody seen Walter?
Jack: Wow dude
Jack: You made a giant leap from chickens to Walter
JD: He /is/ a chicken tho
JD: Have you seen him try to lift weights?
Lula: OMG YES
Lula: HE STRAINS HIMSELF THEN GIVES TF UP
Walter: DAMMIT LULA YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM THAT
Lula: Too late :)
Walter: So what's this Thanksgiving party you speak of?
Henley: *Thanksgetting
Walter: Yeah that
Jack: It's an annual thing we do
Jack: We all go to Henley's house and gorge ourselves with food
Walter: Sounds delicious
Walter: Am I invited?
Henley: Sure
Jack: We're all bros now
Walter: BRO
Jack: BRO
Lula: SHUT YOUR BROHOLES
Merritt: Bro bro
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Can You See Me Now?
Fanfiction"new phone, who dis?" "You have my name in your contacts idiot" "oops, wrong number" A Now You See Me High School/ texting AU
