Lula: ATTENTION MOTHER FUCKERS
Dylan: LAN-GUAGE
Lula: Oh, fuck off
Jack: Damn
Jack: You know it's serious when motherfucker is two words instead of one
Lula: Anywho
Lula: I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
Henley: You got tickets to Jingle Ball?
Lula: No
Henley: You still owe me
Lula: I don't care
Henley: But you promised!
Lula: My mouth may have promised, but the rest of me doesn't give a shit
Henley: TALLULAH MAY, HOW DARE YOU GET MY HOPES UP
Lula: Tee hee
JD: Just tell us Lu
JD: What's the big announcement?
Lula: You know how I graduated early?
Walter: How could we forget when you constantly remind us every five seconds?
Lula: Well
Lula: Everyone was so certain I would amount to nothing
Lula: But I proved them wrong
Lula: Because I got into college
Walter: BABE
Walter: THAT'S FANTASTIC
Walter: If I were at your house rn I'd grab you and kiss you on the facehole
Merritt: Lula, if you say what he said last time, I'm taking Jack's rocket ship and moving to Neptune
Lula: I mean, I wasn't going to, but
Lula: If you insist
Merritt: LULA NO
Lula: Kidding! I'm kidding Mere
Lula: ...Maybe
Merritt: You better be
Lula: I am
Lula: Promise
Merritt: Are you crossing your fingers behind your back?
Lula: Uhhhhhh
Lula: ABORT ABORT
Lula: FISSION MAILED
Jack: Why would you mail a fission?
Lula: I don't know, just go with it!
Alma: What's a fission?
Merritt: It's something you do when you're bored
Merritt: And you leave a sign on your door that says 'Gone Fission'
Lula: Hilarious Mere -_-
Merritt: I know
Merritt: I'm quite a funny guy
Alma: Tbh that sounds fun
Alma: I'd like to go fission sometime
Jack: Maybe we could go fission once we all finish our exams
JD: Oh my God
JD: Jack has joined in with the puns
Jack: Wym
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Can You See Me Now?
Fanfiction"new phone, who dis?" "You have my name in your contacts idiot" "oops, wrong number" A Now You See Me High School/ texting AU
