May 20th (The Amazing Jack)

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Jack: FaMsOs

Jack: I dUn DiD iT

Louise: Oh my God

Louise: Jack is drunk

Jack: dOnT jUdGe Me

Jack: I hAs N aWaRd

Jack: I m NaO tEh CoOlIeSt PeRsN 2 EvAh ExIsTeNcE

Merritt: 'The cooliest person to ever existence'

Merritt: I highly doubt that

Jack: fUk U

Dylan: *Fuck you

Jack: I nO wUt I sAiDs

Merritt: HA

Merritt: GAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Jack: SHUT

Merritt: Jack is gay confirmed

JD: Merritt is an asshole confirmed

Merritt: HEY

Merritt: Wait nevermind you're right

JD: I know

JD: I always am

Merritt: DAMMIT JAMES

JD: Tee hee

Jack: I HAS AN AWARDED

Jack: DAT MEEN I AMAZINGLY AWESOMENESS

Lula: No it doesn't

Jack: YES IT DOESES

Henley: Go to sleep ffs Jack

Henley: It's late enough as it is

Jack: NEVERRRRRRRR

Dylan: HOLY SHIT I JUST HEARD GLASS SHATTERING

Dylan: Oh my God, he THREW HIS AWARD OUT THE WINDOW

Henley: HE DID WHAT

Lula: I lowkey read that in my head with Pearl's voice

Lula: Oops

Louise: I honestly regret getting you into Steven Universe tbh

Lula: I don't

Lula: PEARL IS AN ACTUAL SMOL BEAN OK

JD: I'm still waiting for the day Lula /isn't/ obsessed with something she's been binge watching as of late

Walter: Fat chance /that/ will ever happen

Lula: IT NEVER WILL

Jack: HENNY WUT IS YOU DOINGS

Dylan: Sounds like Jack is getting pummeled by Henley

Merritt: Or they could be banging

JD: MERE

Merritt: What?

Dylan: The only banging I hear is the violent kind

Merritt: Kinky

JD: Merritt for God's sake

Dylan: I meant the "I'm gonna kill you Jack" kind of banging

Merritt: Oh shit

Merritt: He gon die to death

Louise: Should I go over there and rescue him?

Walter: Nah

Walter: He's fine

Jack: GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Walter: ...

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