Jack: FaMsOs
Jack: I dUn DiD iT
Louise: Oh my God
Louise: Jack is drunk
Jack: dOnT jUdGe Me
Jack: I hAs N aWaRd
Jack: I m NaO tEh CoOlIeSt PeRsN 2 EvAh ExIsTeNcE
Merritt: 'The cooliest person to ever existence'
Merritt: I highly doubt that
Jack: fUk U
Dylan: *Fuck you
Jack: I nO wUt I sAiDs
Merritt: HA
Merritt: GAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
Jack: SHUT
Merritt: Jack is gay confirmed
JD: Merritt is an asshole confirmed
Merritt: HEY
Merritt: Wait nevermind you're right
JD: I know
JD: I always am
Merritt: DAMMIT JAMES
JD: Tee hee
Jack: I HAS AN AWARDED
Jack: DAT MEEN I AMAZINGLY AWESOMENESS
Lula: No it doesn't
Jack: YES IT DOESES
Henley: Go to sleep ffs Jack
Henley: It's late enough as it is
Jack: NEVERRRRRRRR
Dylan: HOLY SHIT I JUST HEARD GLASS SHATTERING
Dylan: Oh my God, he THREW HIS AWARD OUT THE WINDOW
Henley: HE DID WHAT
Lula: I lowkey read that in my head with Pearl's voice
Lula: Oops
Louise: I honestly regret getting you into Steven Universe tbh
Lula: I don't
Lula: PEARL IS AN ACTUAL SMOL BEAN OK
JD: I'm still waiting for the day Lula /isn't/ obsessed with something she's been binge watching as of late
Walter: Fat chance /that/ will ever happen
Lula: IT NEVER WILL
Jack: HENNY WUT IS YOU DOINGS
Dylan: Sounds like Jack is getting pummeled by Henley
Merritt: Or they could be banging
JD: MERE
Merritt: What?
Dylan: The only banging I hear is the violent kind
Merritt: Kinky
JD: Merritt for God's sake
Dylan: I meant the "I'm gonna kill you Jack" kind of banging
Merritt: Oh shit
Merritt: He gon die to death
Louise: Should I go over there and rescue him?
Walter: Nah
Walter: He's fine
Jack: GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Walter: ...
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Can You See Me Now?
Fanfiction"new phone, who dis?" "You have my name in your contacts idiot" "oops, wrong number" A Now You See Me High School/ texting AU