Lula: GUYS IT IS HAPPENING
Lula: THE SHIP HAS SET SAIL
Merritt: What ship
Merritt: Last I checked we didn't live near or at a harbor
Lula: NOT A /REAL/ SHIP DUMBASS
Merritt: Then what could it possibly
Merritt: Oh
Jack: O SHIET
Jack: Is it THE ship?
Lula: Yup
Walter: What is this lovely ship we speak of?
Walter: Is it the Titanic 2?
Lula: FOR THE LAST TIME
Lula: IT IS NOT AN ACTUAL SHIP FFS
Walter: WELL IM /CLEARLY/ THE ONLY MF HERE WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT
Lula: Fgs, I ain't wasting my breath on this n00b even if he /is/ my boyfriend
Lula: You there JD?
JD: Yeah
JD: Why?
Lula: Explain to my BF what 'the ship' is
Walter: Please do
Walter: I don't like being alone in the dark, both figuratively and literally
Lula: I can fix the literal part ;)
Walter: You already did that last night
Merritt: HOLD THE HOLD UP
Merritt: You never told us you two were /that/ far into your relationship
Lula: FAM WE ARE GETTING OFF TRACK
Merritt: Oh right
Merritt: Sorry
Lula: It's G
JD: ANYWHO
JD: 'The ship' is basically the ship to end all other ships
Walter: Well, who exactly does it ship?
Lula: HENLEY AND DYLAN
Walter: Wait what
Walter: I never really thought of them like that
Lula: That's why it's the ultimate ship
Lula: Because it's endgame af and even /they/ don't know about it
Walter: So how does it exist if they don't know it?
JD: Oh trust me
JD: It exists
Lula: ITS SO CUTE
Lula: THEY HOLD HANDS IN PUBLIC AND SAY 'No hetero' AND BLUSH ALL CUTE AROUND EACH OTHER
Lula: I CANT EVEN
Merritt: You can never even
Lula: O right
Walter: Let me guess
Walter: 'The ship has sailed' means they've finally acknowledged all this shit and have become a couple?
Lula: Well, not exactly
Walter: THEN WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING
Jack: ITS CALLED PARTYING IN ADVANCE BRO
Walter: Then I guess I'll join the party bro
Jack: Sweetcakes bro
Merritt: STOP CALLING EACH OTHER BRO
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Can You See Me Now?
Fanfiction"new phone, who dis?" "You have my name in your contacts idiot" "oops, wrong number" A Now You See Me High School/ texting AU