"Fuck, this place smells like shit."
"So it smells like yo- Mia! YOU CAN'T HIT A GIRL."
"Hahahaha!"
"There's a reason you don't have a girlfriend."
"Handjalina Jolie will never abandon me."
"She will if I cut her off."
"For that, I'm thinking of you when I'm with her later. You can't stop me."
"Okay. Think of this."
"I told you to stop making faces."
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Lobsters
RomanceA story about two girls who are best friends, lovers, and lobsters. All at once.
