Lobsters

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"You know, I've looked into this theory that the moon doesn't exist."

"Oh? So unlike the oh-so-scientific Mia."

"It sounds scarily reasonable."

"Lay off the pot, bro."

"The website is offering ten grand to anyone who can prove it's existence."

"Well, that's easy. It's in the sky, Mia."

"What if it was planted by the government?"

"Impossible."

"Is it? Why was the moon landing so easy?"

"It... Because..."

"Exactly. I will leave you to ponder."