Sent Message:
I compiled a list of everyone who wants you to come home:
1) Your parents.
2) Your dog.
3) Your two cats.
4) Courtney.
5) Everyone that secretly pines for you (there's tons of them-- I need to beat them all up).
6) My dog.
7) My cat.
8) My bed.
9) My arms.
10) Me.
YOU ARE READING
Lobsters
RomanceA story about two girls who are best friends, lovers, and lobsters. All at once.
