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k so I just realized that I'm very nearly broke. Is McDonalds alright?

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anywhere is okay with you :)

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Oh, cool! I found more money, and since you're willing to go anywhere we'll eat at that little Chinese restaraunt off Third. <3

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YOU KNOW I HATE IT THERE. YOU WHORE. WHY THE FUCK AM I DATING YOU.

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IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU FOUND A COCKROACH IN YOUR FOOD. 

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if you take me there I'll just play drums with the chopsticks and ask racist things like "Do you know how to build a railroad?" fair warning.

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McDonalds it is.

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