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Polly, they say that home is wherever you lay your head. So does that mean that your vagina is my home?

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jesus fucking christ mia the girls in my cabin were showing me how to get signal in here and that fucking popped up

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OH MY GOD POLLY HI HI HI HI I LOVE YOU

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I used to love you but now i'm not so sure. not after that. now everyone's asking if i like bush backed beans. emphases on BUSH.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING BITCH

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Gotta go. Love you, baby. *hugs you tight and pecks your cheek*

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*whispers "Love you too" and watches as you walk away*

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