Sent Message:
Polly, they say that home is wherever you lay your head. So does that mean that your vagina is my home?
New Message Received!
jesus fucking christ mia the girls in my cabin were showing me how to get signal in here and that fucking popped up
Sent Message:
OH MY GOD POLLY HI HI HI HI I LOVE YOU
New Message Received!
I used to love you but now i'm not so sure. not after that. now everyone's asking if i like bush backed beans. emphases on BUSH.
Sent Message:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LEAVING BITCH
New Message Received!
Gotta go. Love you, baby. *hugs you tight and pecks your cheek*
Sent Message:
*whispers "Love you too" and watches as you walk away*
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Lobsters
RomanceA story about two girls who are best friends, lovers, and lobsters. All at once.