"I bought you something."
"Awww, what is it?"
"One second. I'll go grab it."
"Okay."
"Here it is."
"...A Hello Kitty vibrator."
"You're welome."
"Fuck you."
"Meow! Kitty has claws!"
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Lobsters
RomanceA story about two girls who are best friends, lovers, and lobsters. All at once.
