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New Message Received!

Call me Master P from now on, home doggidy.

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Polly. Wat u doin. Polly. Staaaaahp.

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You mean Master P.

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Much virgin. So Polly.

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Badoom-chh! *cue drum sounds*

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Go to bed.

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