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did u no that bees can masturbate

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Go to bed, Polly.

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no but they can tho. vibration.

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Go to be- Wait, really?

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yea. they also defy gravity. dey be like "fuck newton, he a bitch"

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You talk so ghetto when you're tired.

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im not tired. its the bees, man. nature is amazing as fuck

high on nature right now gotta go to bed before shit gets real

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Goodnight, sweet prince.

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