Lobsters

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That Pixies show is tonight. Would you like to join me?

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sure! what time?

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hmm. Well, it starts at 8:00, but if I came over now we could get six hours of romance/cuddling in. Actually, five, since I intend to take you out to dinner.

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i already ate tho xD

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How much did you eat, woman?!? We're eating in five hours!

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i'm pmsing don't judge me

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Well, puke it all up.

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but it feels good in my tummy!

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Fuck you're cute.

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That's you. :3

Should I wear my nice bra to dinner?

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Uh... Signs point to yes. :*

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did u use a magic 8 ball to choose that

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Perhaps. Ask again later.

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lol luv u bb