Lobsters

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Sent Message:

Hey, do you want to come over for a sleepover tonight?

New Message Received!

a "let's have rough sex on the dining room table while we both blush and giggle" sleepover or a "let's eat food and cuddle while we watch shitty movies and steal glances and small kisses" sleepover?

Sent Message:

Considering the parents are home, more of the second option. The first option is always availible, however, if you're willing to trade "dining room table" with "overly crowded bathroom with cold tile shower."

New Message Received!

ok! sounds good, babe. i love cuddling with you :3

should i bring anything besides my clothes, pillow, stuffed animal, etc?

Sent Message:

Unless you have any spectacularly bad movies or video games, no.

New Message Received!

okay! i'm so excited! do you have that cheese dip I like?

Sent Message:

Not after you came over last time. :P

New Message Received!

Shush! I was PMSing!

Sent Message:

YOU BLAME EVERYTHING ON PMSING

New Message Received!

SHUT UP. DO YOU WANT ME TO COME OR NOT, BITCH?

Sent Message:

I fucking love you, I swear I do, but I want to punch you in your boobs sometimes. If only they existed.

New Message Received!

FUCK YOU. YOU ASSHOLE. YOU SEXY ASSHOLE. GOD DAMN IT.

Sent Message:

You can't resist this. 

New Message Received!

Whatever. fuck you. see you in ten. asshole.

Sent Message:

;p