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"Having an apartment together is the best decision we've ever made."

"Well, that and the sex swing."

"We don't talk about the sex swing, baby."

"But you love it."

"I USED TO DO GYMNASTICS, OKAY? IT'S NICE TO SHOW OFF MY SKILLS."

"ANYTIME, POLLY. ANYTIME."

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