Lobsters

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Sent Message:

I miss you when you're asleep.

Sent Message:

WAKE UP ALREADY.

Sent Message:

I WANT TO HOLD YOU, POLLY. WAKE THE FUCK UP.

Sent Message:

I'm sorry, baby. 

Sent Message:

Here's a picture of a penguin in a top hat to make your day better.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kvFktoCIHAo/UQevAL5cdPI/AAAAAAAAAdg/SNADxIN1xCU/s1600/penguin+top+hat.jpg

LOOK HOW FUCKING FANCY HE IS, BABE.

Sent Message:

SUCH FANCY.

SO PENGUIN.

New Message Received!

I LOVE YOU TOO BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. IT IS THREE A.M. I AM TIRED. MASTURBATE OR SOMETHING, JESUS CHRIST. 

But the penguin is really cute.

Sent Message:

Told you.