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"You look good with your hair like that."

"Thanks."

"Did you know Caesar was so arrogant that he covered himself in his cloak while being stabbed to death, so no one would see him die?"

"That's badass."

"I know. Dude fucked shit up. Brought reality to those Roman bitches."

"Calm down, Pols."

"Sorry. He's just... He's my Romeboy."

"Get the fuck out."

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