A/N: Wow guys... Part freaking 50 is next. Wow... Anyway check out my other story Capes: A Super-High School Story. (Please It could use some reads.) Anyway I feel like the humor quality of the story has been slacking so I shall make this one funny!! Good? Good! Read this already you Rollys!
Nate
SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
Thor: HELLO FELLOW AWESOME POPTARTS
Percy: Yo Thor
Thor: HELLO LITTLE MERMAID
Percy: I'm a merman. man.
Steve: So Thor, have you and Jane put any thought into naming your baby?
Thor: WHAT IS A BABY?
Everyone: .....
Jane: We've been over this Thor....
Thor: OH IT IS A SMALL HUMAN CREATURE I GET WHEN I USE MY HAMMER TO-
Piper: That's enough Thor.
Thor: I WAS NOT AWARE THE BABY HAD TO BE NAMED!!! PERHAPS SCHWARMA
Clint: Hey that's what Nat and I were thinking of!
Natasha: No. No it wasn't.
Frank: I always thought I'd name my daughter Frank Jr.
Hazel: Don't you mean son?
Frank: No. I do not.
Natasha: I want to teach our baby Russian Clint!
Clint: And I wanna teach it Birdese so it can talk like the true little chick it is
Calypso: T-that's nice...
Thalia: I can't believe I'm gonna have two cousins! And I'm now officially related to Clint, Jane and Thor! I'M RELATED TO A DEMIGOD
Nico: *whispers in Thalia's ear*
Thalia: Oh yeah I am aren't I?
Bruce: So wanna make out in the living room?
Betty: Sure Brucey!
Bruce&Betty: *enter room*
Everyone: .......
Tony: YEAH MAKE OUT
Pepper: *walks in* Is Tony drunk again?*
Annabeth: I don't recall a time Tony was sober...
Tony: There was that one time... no there was tequila at that party....Well there was that other one with that one girl.. No that turned out to be Thor...
Thor: I REMEMBER THAT! YOU CALLED MY HAMMER SEXY!
Pepper: I'm done. Just like all those people reading this probably are.
Leo: I think Thor and Jane should name their baby 'Sexy_FlameMonkey19'
Jane: Why?
Leo: Oh it's my name on Wattpad...
[I HAVE NOT CHECKED IF ANYONE ACTUALLY HAS THIS NAME. IF THEY DO I APOLOGIZE.]
Thor: I SHALL TALK TO JANE ABOUT THIS NAME OF POTENTIALNESS!!
Jane: No. No we won't
Thor: OKAY MY LITTLE SCHWARMA!!
Jason: Someone gag me.
Thor: IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THAT IT HAS BEEN EIGHT AND A HALF MONTHS SINCE WE MARRIED JANE!!
Natasha: And it has been nine months since we announced I was pregnant Cli- ERGAH
Jane: Speaking of ERGAH I think I'm GAHH
Natasha: MY WATER JUST BROKE *gasping*
Jane: SO DID MINE!
Percy: AHH LEMME PUT THE WATER BACK IN!
LEO: NO DON'T DO THAT JUST- JUST- I DON'T KNOW MAN
Annabeth GET THEM TO THE HOSPITAL!!!
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
So... That happened. Stay tuned for the fiftieth Demivengers part and the birth of TWO Demivengers babies!!
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The Demivengers: Percy Jackson Meets The Avengers
FanfictionWhen the prophecy of seven (and Nico) meet the Avengers not only will they kick butt but also create dramatic scenes and make you laugh in the process.
