A/N: *apologetic voice* I am this much sorry. *holds arms apart* I haven't updated in like a week because I'm still setlling into the social scheme of my new school. So yeah. It's 11 at night but I have to update.
A/N: If I were to create a kik group chat with all the readers (that have kiks) would you guys join?
Me: HOPEFULLY YOU WOULD!!!! I'LL CREATE A GROUP CHAT ON KIK! If you have one, comment your name and I'll make the group chat soon. It's totally okay if you don't want to though. I swear I'm not some creepy old dude. So yeah, comment that.
Nate
SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
*chill music playing*
Natasha: Alright ladies, for our next yoga pose we're going to do the upward hydra.
Piper: *whispers* I love this, it's so calm and peaceful...
Annabeth: Yeah, it really helps me cool down after a long day with the guys.
Nico: *bursts through door with headphones on* I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASE! BOUT THAT BASE! NO TREBLE! I'M ALL ABOUT THAT-
Annabeth: raahawWWWWWARAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nico: *takes off headphones* Sup guys, this ballet class?
Piper & Natasha: *grab Annabeth to hold her back*
Annabeth: I WILL DRAIN YOUR SOUL
Nico: Yeaaaaahhhhhh..... Can someone help me get some chicken wings? I can't reach the top shelf.
Annabeth: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nico: Okay I'll just ask Thor.
Nico: *walks up stairs into kitchen* Yo Thor!
Thor: YES YOUNG SKULL BOY
Nico: Can you help me reach up there *points*
Thor: WELL YES I CAN USE MY HAMMER
Nico: Or you can just grab it like a normal tall person....
Thor: YAHHH *throws hammer*
-YOGA ROOM-
Everyone: *hears crash*
Everyone: *hears yelling*
Natasha: You know what that kid could use?
Annabeth: *mutters* A life?
Piper: Percy as a boyfriend?
Annabeth: What
Piper: What
Natasha: Nico needs to do some yoga, get in touch with his inner calm
Piper: So tomorrow then, we can take Nico to the lake down the street and do some meditating
Annabeth: I think Nico and Jason make a good couple....
Piper: What
Annabeth: What
---TOMORROW
Nico: *burps* I think one day we should go team-skydiving....
Percy: Good idea. Not much use for Jason though
Jason: *flies by window* WHEEEEEEEEEE
Natasha, Annabeth and Piper: *enters*
Natasha: Hey Nico wanna go for a ride?
Nico: Nah I'm good
Annabeth: We can stop at Mickie D's
Nico: Well let's get going then!
---10 MINUTES LATER
Nico: Heyyyy this isn't McDonalds....
Piper: Nope, this is nature.
Nico: Nature? Is that the thing you see in TV shows?
Annabeth: *breathes* One.... Two.... Three... I'm calm...
Natasha: Nico, we've taken you to a lake to.... meditate...
Nico: Meditate.... Like Raven in Teen Titans?
Piper: Yes. Like Raven in Teen Titans.
Nico: Awesome she's hot.
Piper: You have a girlfriend.
Natasha: Who is also my niece.
Nico: Hey you guys have nothing to worry about, Raven is fictional.
Annabeth: ....Woah ...What if we're all fictional.....
Piper: Too deep gurl.
Natasha: Anyway, we're going to have you sit by the lake- on this yoga mat *holds up fruit roll up*- by the water and think about how peaceful life can be
Nico: That's a fruit roll up....
Piper: We've got the Demivengers budget of one almost 14 year old kid. Do you think we can afford a yoga mat?
Nico: Fruit roll up it is then.
---5 minutes later
Everyone: *meditates on fruit roll ups*
Nico: *opens eyes* *whispers* I sure could go for a McDonalds cheeseburger right about now.
Annabeth: BRUH!!!! SHUT THE DUCK UP!!
Nico: Okay okay. *closes eyes again*
Nico: ....
Nico: ....
Nico: ....
Nico: *farts*
Piper: DUDE
Annabeth: I'm so done....
Natasha: *praying in Russian*
Annabeth: Go back to meditating and being peaceful or I will rip apart your stomach and shove your entrails up your nose before puLLING THEM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Natasha: *harder praying*
Nico: I'm gonna -uh- I'm gonna shut up now.
Annabeth: NOW EVERYONE IS GONNA SIT DOWN ON THEIR DUCKING FRUIT ROLL UP YOGA MATS AND MEDITATE TILL THE ROLL UP STICKS TO YOUR BUTT CHEEKS! ARE WE CLEAR?
Nico: *mumbles* yes
Annabeth: WHAT WAS THAT DI ANGELO?
Nico: YES MA' AM
Annabeth: GOOD
Everyone: *resumes meditation*
Percy: *runs by and gestures to lake*
Lake water: *rises up into the air and follows Percy
Percy: I NEED TO BORROW THIS, GIMME LIKE FIVE MINUTES
Percy: *runs away*
Annabeth: I'm gonna act like that never happened and that the lake isn't empty...
Everyone: .....
Everyone: .....
Everyone: .....
Nico: The empty lake kind of seems like Gaea's belly button...
Piper: I'd hate to pick the lint that comes out of that...
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
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The Demivengers: Percy Jackson Meets The Avengers
FanfictionWhen the prophecy of seven (and Nico) meet the Avengers not only will they kick butt but also create dramatic scenes and make you laugh in the process.
