A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a few days but I just got my first real case of writers block and it suckeddddd. Anyway you know the drill-Capes (we're almost to 100 reads!!). So to get back into my writing flow I thought I'd do a nice Audio Recording chapter! Read on my Rollys!
Nate
SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
Tony: ...And then I inherited my Dad's company and made a crazy successful career!
Everyone: *claps*
Steve: And I joined the Army and became a freaking awesome Super Soldier!!!
Everyone: *claps*
Leo: Ugh, I wish I knew what I'm gonna do with my life....
Bruce: Don't worry science buddy, you'll find something eventually.
Thor: YES FIRE MUNCHKIN! DO NOT GIVE UP HOPE!
Hammy: *cries*
Thor: BY THE MISSING EYE OF ODIN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CRY LITTLE ONE!?!?!?
Leo: *sighs* Yeah I guess guys, thanks. *leaves room*
---1 DAY LATER
Calypso: Hello guys, Have you seen Leo? He seemed as mortals say 'bummered out'
Percy: Uh no I haven't actually...
Piper: Wasn't he still upset about 'what he was gonna do with his life'?
Calypso: Yes... I suppose so....
Leo: Huh Huh Hey pals!
Annabeth: What. The. Duck. Are. You. Wearing?
Leo: Yuck-Yuck-Yuck I finally found my calling!!
Natasha: Hey guys what's going- who's the clown?
Natasha: Wait.
Natasha: Is that Leo?
Leo: Huhuhuhuhuhuh, for sure! *honks nose*
Nico: Dude you're wearing pantaloons.
Thalia; How in Hades do you know what pantaloons are?
Nico: Uhhhhhhhh....
Annabeth: So why don't you tell us exactly what your 'calling' is?
Leo: I'm going to Clown College!!! *pulls out confetti and throws it everywhere*
Percy: That's awesome!!!
Calypso: I don't suppose anyone will tell me what in Hades "Clowns' are?
Piper: *hysterical gasping* cloWNS ARE THE CHILDREN OF SATAN AND HADES!!!!!!!
Natasha: Satan and Hades had a baby?
Piper: it was a cRAZY NIGHT! THEY HAD HAD A LOT TO DRINK OKAY?
Natasha: Meep okay
Leo: Awwwwwwww is Pipey afraid of clowns????
Piper: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WIGGED DEMON!!!
Leo: Actually, it's not a wig. I dyed my hair these colors!
Everyone: Really?!!?!?!?!?
Leo: Nope! Yuck Yuck Yuck!!! *pulls several multi-colored handkerchiefs from wig*
Nico: So what Clown College are you attending anyway?
Leo: Huhuhuh the University of Squeaky Noses!
Annabeth: Someone stab me in the face. I'm done with this team.
Leo: I start tomorrow!! Yuck Yuck Yuck! *leaves room*
Calypso: Oh gods...
Annabeth: This was an even worse idea than your dream to be Aquaman!
Percy: You'll see, if Wonder Woman is your sister I can be '! *runs away*
Annabeth: Wonder Woman is my sister?
Thalia: Well you're both demigods of Athena so...
---1 WEEK LATER
Clint: Is Leo still insisting on being a clown? *pulls on pajamas*
Natasha: *gets in bed* Yeah, he's on his fifth day of Clown College.
Clint: *clicks off light* Well he'll get over this phase eventually. Ugh I'm so tired. *gets in bed*
Natasha: Yeah me too.
Leo: SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE A LAUGH!
Clint: AHHHH
Natasha: WHAT *tackles Leo* THE DUCK
Leo: Yuck Yu-*sputters* Leaning on Flamo's neck makes Flamo sad!
Clint: *turns on light* Who's Flamo???
Leo: That's my clown name! And that's *voice gets sinister* All you will call me.
Natasha: Just get out of our room.
Flamo: Yuck Yuck! Goodnight then! Don't let the laughy-bugs bite!
---1 DAY LATER
Flamo: Huhuhuhuh I'M HOME FROM CLOWN COLLEGE!
Frank: *locks the door*
Everyone: *surrounds Leo*
Flamo: What's going on? *honks nose* Yuck-Yuck!!!!
Bruce: You know we love you.
Tony: And we wanna help you science bro...
Flamo: I am fine! I am better than ever! Huhuh!
Nico: Dude, Leo! You've been too involved in this clown crap to insult me!!
Flamo: Call me Flamo.
Annabeth: Why? You're Leo.
Flamo: No I am not. Yuck Yuck Yuck. Leo is gone! Flamo is all that's left!
Thor: YOU ARE MY POPTART BROTHER LEONARDO FIRE MUNCHKIN!
Flamo: I said to call me FLAMO!!!!! *hands catch on fire* I WILL DESTROY ANYONE WHO DOES NOT GET THEIR FUNNY BONE TICKLED BY ME!!!
Calypso: Leo. I know you're in there.
Flamo: LEO IS GONE CAL! YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY NEW CLOWN SELF YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!!
Calypso: No. This isn't what you're gonna do with your life.
Flamo: YES IT IS!!!
Calypso: It's not what you were meant to do!
Flamo: WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO!!!
Calypso: Well..... Have you forgotten about Leo and Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters?
Flamo: *hands stop burning* No. No I haven't...
Leo: *Rips off wig*
Leo: *smears off make up* I'm dropping out of Clown College
Everyone: *claps*
Calypso: Thank you so much. *reaches in for hug*
Leo: *kisses her* I love you Cally
Calypso: I love you too Leo
Everyone: Awwwwwwwww
Leo: *moves to rip off pantaloons*
Piper: Woah dude, you can take those off in your room.
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
So Yeah, I thought I'd touch on a bit of our Calleo! Next chapter will be a big one!
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