A/N: OHMYGODROLLYSILOVEYOUSOMUCH!!!! WE'RE.
AT.
20,000.
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You are all so amazing, thank you so much. Especially those who stuck with me from the beginning! ;) You know who you are. Anyway I just can't. I'm actually crying now. <Something I haven't done since I watched Marley and Me. I'm thirteen, is that embarrassing? Never mind. Don't answer. I'm sorry for not updating sooner but I'm at my grandparents and I've been plotting out my Capes story. Thanks again so much. I love you all.
Nate
SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
Meanwhile in the Nursery...
Hammy: I can't believe that blue liquid gave us the ability to talk!
Kat: Shh keep it down, the others might here you.
Hammy: My crib is uncomfortable. I want a midnight snack.
Kat: It's only six. They just put us to bed.
Hammy: Oh. Well I wanna watch the new Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. It's on at 11.
Kat: Ugh, everyone but Uncle Tony is asleep by then. We could sneak to the living room..
Hammy: No no no. Too risky. My daddy has a baby monitor over there. Relax, it's only video. No sound- which is a bit pointless considering its job is to see if we're crying or not.
Kat: Oh, I see it. It's shaped like a hammer.
Hammy: Okay so I guess we'll just have to skip Jimmy Fallon tonight *sigh* I heard Barney was gonna guest star.
Kat: Not so fast baby Thor. I have a plan...
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Hammy: Agent Porkchop to Agent Ginger. Phase 1 is in action.
Kat: Dude, we're crawling right next to each other.
Hammy: *begins to glow* Oh darn it!! I'm getting stressed out! Help!
Kat: I'm panicking! Okay! Okay! *throws blanket over Hammy.*
Kat: Time Check agent Porkchop.
Hammy: Uh, It's little hand ten big hand thirty and a half.
Kat: Ten thirty-five.
Hammy: Oh. *giggles*
Kat: You id-ee-it.
Hammy: What's that mean?
Kat: I dunno, I heard my cousin Thally call Leo that so it can't be good.
Hammy: That's nice.
Kat: Okay here goes nothin'
Kat: *flys up to table*
Kat: *rips wires from monitor*
Kat: Porkchop, this is Ginger. Phase 1 is complete. Over.
Hammy: Got it! *stops glowing* Fly up to the door handle and let's go!
Kat: *opens door*
Kat & Hammy: *crawl out door*
Hammy: Katty! Hear that? Footsteps!!!
Kat: Play Dead!
Hammy: You sure that'll work?
Kat: Well duh, I saw it on NickJr.
Hammy: Well it must be true then.
Kat: *bleagh*
Hammy: *bleagh*
Annabeth: Whoa! What are you guys doing out here?
Kat: *thinks: Okay, act like a baby* Tee- Veeeee!
Annabeth: AWWWWWWWWWW. Okay, you guys can watch a little TV *carries them to the living room*
Annabeth: Now I'll be right back. I gotta use the little girl's room! *exits*
Tommy: Awesome! Now we can watch the Tonight Show!
Annabeth: DANG IT PERCY WHERE'S THE DUCKING TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?
Percy: I SPILLED APPLE JUICE ON IT!
Annabeth: WHY'D YOU HAVE APPLE JUICE IN THE BATHROOM?!?!?!?
Hammy: Aww Percabeth...
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Annabeth: Okay childrenses, now that I resolved an important issue. Lets watch some TV *grabs remote*
Kat: *thinks: Finally*
Annabeth: Ooh! Wonder Pets!
Hammy: *thinks: Um no woman like can you not*
Annabeth: Wonder Pets! Wonder Pets!
Tony: *runs into room* WE'RE ON OUR WAY!!!!!
Frank: TO HELP A BABY ANIMAL
Jason: AND SAVE THE DAY
Hammy: Oh gods...
Tony: Did Hammy just talk?
Hammy: Er- no...
Tony: Oh okay.
Thalia: WE'RE NOT TOO BIG AND WE'RE NOT TOO TOUGH!
Jane: BUT WHEN WE WORK TOGETHER WE'VE GOT THE RIGHT STUFF!!!!
Percy: GOOO WONDER PETS GOOOO!!!!!!!!
Kat: Bose
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
Sorry if it was too short, I'm again, at my grandparents. So... Yeah!!
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The Demivengers: Percy Jackson Meets The Avengers
FanfictionWhen the prophecy of seven (and Nico) meet the Avengers not only will they kick butt but also create dramatic scenes and make you laugh in the process.
