A/N: Yo wassup mah Rolly Homies?!?!? Sorry for the long wait to update but I've been writing my Capes story. And Germany just won the World Cup so I thought as a celebration I'd update!! So here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <wow that's a lot of exclamation points.
Nate
SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING
Leo: Ayeeee! Germany won the World Cup!!!!!!! Let's get some beers!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Erm No... Let's not.
Thalia: Hey what's that girlish screaming? Is Aunt Natasha in trouble?
Thor: *runs into room*AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Thalia: That explains it...
Nico: But wait! What's that manly screaming? Is Clint in trouble?
Natasha: *runs into room* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Nico: That explains it...
Leo: Calm down guys, what's wrong?
Thor: HAMMY IS GLOWING
Natasha: KATNISS IS FLYING
Steve: WHAT THE ACTUAL DUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?
Leo: Steve?
Steve: Yes?
Leo: Did we ever figure out what that stuff we spilled on the babies was?
Steve: ...
Steve: No
Natasha: *Takes out knife* What?
Thalia: Well...erm..When we babysat Hammy and Kat LEO kinda spilled some of Bruce and Tony's experiments on them....
Natasha: *breathes heavily*
Natasha: *breathes heavier*
Natasha: *breathes even heavier*
Natasha: YOU HURT MY BAAAAYYYYBAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thor: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Percy: *enters room* Why are Nat and Thor on top of Leo? Can I join them?
Natasha: GO DROWN
Percy: Meep! *locks self in closet*
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Leo: My face hurts.....
Natasha: You're lucky Thalia sedated Thor and I
Thalia: Yeah, that needle should've knocked you out with one stab...It took 17. Each.
Natasha: Well now that we're awake, we're gonna ask Tony how to cure this.
Steve: *whispers to Thalia* Are we not gonna tell them it wasn't only Leo's fault?
Thalia: *whispers back* Hades no.
Natasha: *knocks on Tony's door*
Tony: *opens door yawning* What do you want? I was sleeping!
Leo: Dude, it's 5:30...
Tony: Long night.
Natasha: WHAT KIND OF DEMONIC BLUE LIQUID DID YOU SPILL ON MY LITTLE KATTY WATTY
Leo: ...
Tony: ...
Steve: ...
Thalia: ...
Everyone: ...
Aphrodite: DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR BABY KATTY WATTY?!?!?!? OMG I SHIP CLINTASHA SO DUCKING MUCH. OTP!! CLINTASHA BABY!!! #LOVE YA GUYS
Natasha: GO TO HADES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aphrodite: EXCUSE ME?!?!?!? NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!
Natasha: I WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND AND BOYFRIEND YOU'RE IN A SCANDALOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH!!!
Aphrodite: Meep! *joins Percy in the closet*
Tony: Okay then.... Join me in my lab.
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Bruce: Uh huh...
Bruce: Okay
Bruce: Have you concluded what I concluded?
Tony: I've concluded the conclusion of concluded conclusions.
Bruce: so you answered the equation- 3/4=56/pie/pi+the pythagarom theory.
Tony: Exactamundo!!!!
Natasha: We now exactly what you're talking about.
Leo: Yep
Thalia: Foschizzle
Steve: Lol wut
Tony: Well we've concluded that we can cure Hammy and Kat through a special process but if might have some...side effects
Natasha: What kind of side effects?
Tony: Erm never mind. There's no way to heal them. But....they can become the youngest Demivengers.
Steve: What are you talking about?
Bruce: Well. They have powers. They can fight crime. We can train them.
Leo: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natasha: Oh gods...
END OF AUDIO RECORDING
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The Demivengers: Percy Jackson Meets The Avengers
FanfictionWhen the prophecy of seven (and Nico) meet the Avengers not only will they kick butt but also create dramatic scenes and make you laugh in the process.
