PART 77: GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERDUCKER

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  • Dedicated to My Mom (trying out this dedication thing)
                                    

A/N: All my Rollys in the hood go HEEEEYYYYY!!!!!! *waits for response*

All my Rollys go HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *waits for response*

Good. NOW THAT WE'RE ALL PUMPED UP! WHO'S EXCITED FOR THANKSGIVING? I know I'm gonna fatten up and sleep for seven days and nights.

QOTD: What's y'alls favorite foods?

Me: I like anything pumpkin flavored #whitegirl, and I really dig chicken wings. The kind from Hooters.

Anyway, I finished BOO and it kinda toyed with my emotions. So, needless to say Demivengers isn't gonna follow canon. I might make some minor references but that's pretty much it. I won't spoil anything for a few months too. So yeah. Hope you like this update!

Nate

SHIELD AUDIO RECORDING

Nico: Hey team, for this chapter let's just forget about the drama bomb dropped last time and act like our arch-nemesis Nyan Cat didn't lay some babies. Okay?

Thalia: Okay.

Leo: *sobbing* AUGUSTUS

Tony: GUYS IT IS THANKSGIVING WE NEED TO FOCUS ON ONE THING

Piper: He's right. Let's just thank the gods how we defeated Gaea and we have each other, a family. Let's celebrate our godly powers and how wonderful life is. *sniffle* Thank you so much for bringing up this topic Tony. Now I'm crying.

Tony: I was gonna say football.

Frank: Amen

Bruce: Yes.

Jason: Let's turn on the game!

Tony: Wait who's playing?

Percy: The Camp Half Blood Satyrs and The Camp Jupiter Fawns. *turns on the tv*

Tony, Leo, Bruce, Jason, Percy, Clint, Frank and Piper: *sit down and start talking*

Piper: Yo pass me a root beer. *burps*

Hazel & Annabeth: You're being very unladylike Piper.

Piper: If you can't handle the heat get out of here and go help in the kitchen with the ladies.

Piper: I got twenty drachmas going on Half Blood

Bruce: I'll take that bet. Thirty on Jupiter.

Annabeth: C'mon Hazel, let's see how the cooking is going on in the kitchen. *leaves room*

Hazel: *follows Annabeth*

IN THE KITCHEN

Steve: THOR YOUR POPTART CASSEROLE IS FINISHED

Thor: *runs in wearing Kiss the Asgardian apron and chef's hat* I HAVE COOKED THE ULTIMATE DISH

Steve: *pulls thermometer out of turkey* 40000 degrees Celcius.

Steve: ....

Thalia: ....

Nico: .....

Natasha: ....

Calypso: .....

Thor: WE ARE OUT OF APPLESAUCE

Thalia: NO APPLESAUCE?

Natasha: IN RUSSIA WE HAD APPLESAUCE ON THANKSGIVING AND WE DIDN'T EVEN CELEBRATE IT

Calypso: What's applesauce?

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