Me: Hey Jason, why are firetrucks red?
Jason: *Ahem* Twelve inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, she ruled the seas. The seas have fish, the fish have fins, the Finns fought the Russians, the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always rushin'. That's why fire trucks are red.
Me: This is why I don't ask you stuff.
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