Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her and says "can I kiss you"?
Girl; Not now, I'm at home
Boy; please
Girl ; No
Boy; you were too sweet in bed today
Girl: woah! you too, full of energy. I could not believe we had 4 rounds.
Boy: let me kiss you goodnight
Girl: someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.
This goes on for 10 minutes, then girl's brother appears at the gate and says;
"Dad says whether you kiss him or not its your decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button, everyone inside the house is listening to your conversation!
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