I have six locks in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure, no matter how long somebody stands there, they are always locking three.
~Elayne Boosler
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I have six locks in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure, no matter how long somebody stands there, they are always locking three.
~Elayne Boosler
