Bob was in trouble. He forgot his
wedding anniversary. His wife
was really pissed.
She told him
"Tomorrow morning, I
expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to
200 in 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up
early and left for work. When his
wife woke up, she looked out the
window and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the
middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her
robe and ran out to the
driveway, brought the box back
in the house.
She opened it and found a brand
new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since
Friday.
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Book of Weirdness
HumorDO you know what makes this joke book different from ALL the other joke books on this website? NOTHING So if you don't find my jokes funny, after the first 50, other joke books shall greet you. *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE JOKES*
