A man goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if it's serious.
After the examination, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time"
"Oh no, that's terrible, how long have I got to live?" the man asks.
"Ten..." says the doctor.
"Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?" the man asks desperately.
"Ten, nine, eight, seven..."
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