Book of Weirdness

#48

Two campers are hiking in the

woods when one is bitten on

the rear end by a rattlesnake.

"I'll go into town for a doctor,"

the other says. He runs ten

miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor,

who is delivering a baby. "I

can't leave," the doctor says.

'But here's what to do. Take a

knife, cut a little X where the

bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy

ruins back to his friend, who is

in agony. 'What did the doctor

say?" the victim asks. "He says

you're gonna die."