Book of Weirdness

#80

A wealthy couple had planned to

go out for the evening. The woman

of the house decided to give their

butler, Jerves, the rest of the night

off. She said they would be home

very late, and that he should just

enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife

wasn't having a good time at the

party, so she came home early,

alone. Her husband had to stay

there, as several of his important

clients were there.

As the woman walked into her

house, she saw Jerves sitting by

himself in the dining room. She

called for him to follow her, and led

him into the master bedroom. She

then closed and locked the door.

She looked at him and smiled.

"Jerves," she said."Take off my

dress." He did this carefully."Jerves,"

she continued." Take off my

stockings and garter." He silently

obeyed her. "Jerves," she then said.

"Remove my bra and panties." As

he did this, the tension continued

to mount.

She looked at him and then said,

"Jerves, if I ever catch you wearing

my clothes again, you're fired!"