When I die, I want to die peacefully like my grandfather did--in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
~Bob Monkhouse
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When I die, I want to die peacefully like my grandfather did--in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
~Bob Monkhouse