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Little Johnny was sitting on a

park bench munching on one

candy bar after another.

After the 6th one, a man on

the bench across from him

said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.

It will give you acne, rot your

teeth, and make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My

grandfather lived to be 107

years old." The man asked, "Did your

grandfather eat 6 candy bars

at a time?" Little Johnny answered, "No,

he minded his own F***ING

business."

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