Little Johnny was sitting on a
park bench munching on one
candy bar after another.
After the 6th one, a man on
the bench across from him
said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you.
It will give you acne, rot your
teeth, and make you fat." Little Johnny replied, "My
grandfather lived to be 107
years old." The man asked, "Did your
grandfather eat 6 candy bars
at a time?" Little Johnny answered, "No,
he minded his own F***ING
business."

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