My Mom said:
"Honey please go to the market today and but 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring 6."
So I came back with 6 bottles of milk, and she said:
"Why the heck did you buy 6 bottles of milk?"
I look at her and say,
"THEY HAD EGGS!"
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