I was in the restaurant yesterday
when I suddenly realized I
desperately
needed to pass gas. The music
was really, really loud, so I timed
my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started
to feel better. I finished my
coffee,
and noticed that everybody was
staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered
that I was listening to my iPod.
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This isn't me XD lol I found this, and could help myself
YOU ARE READING
Book of Weirdness
HumorDO you know what makes this joke book different from ALL the other joke books on this website? NOTHING So if you don't find my jokes funny, after the first 50, other joke books shall greet you. *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE JOKES*
