A blonde man speaks frantically into
the phone, "My wife is
pregnant, and her contractions
are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the
doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man
shouts. "This is her husband!"
YOU ARE READING
Book of Weirdness
HumorDO you know what makes this joke book different from ALL the other joke books on this website? NOTHING So if you don't find my jokes funny, after the first 50, other joke books shall greet you. *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE JOKES*
