Charmanders are red,
Squirtles are Blue.
If you were a Pokemon, then I'd choose you.
Your smile is stronger than hyper beam,
and like Jesse and James, we make a perfect team.
I'll stay by your side, like Pikachu and Ash,
And I'll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash.
Your more legendary the Zapdos, Entei, or Mew.
But out of 450, I choose you.
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I was planning on saving this for Valentines day.....oh well XD

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Book of Weirdness
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