Boy: hey honey
Girl: hey 3
Boy: how was your day?
Girl: what's it to you?
Boy: did i do something wrong
Girl: no :l
Boy: then whats wrong :s
Girl: i hate you 3
Boy: ummmmmmm......why?
Girl: you never do anything wrong and i mess up all the time
Boy: thats why you hate me? :s
Girl: yes
Boy: well then i hate you because you are too pretty for me and your eyes are breath taking and any guy would be lucky to have you. So i hate you for choosing me.
Girl: u hate me?
Boy: no
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Book of Weirdness
HumorDO you know what makes this joke book different from ALL the other joke books on this website? NOTHING So if you don't find my jokes funny, after the first 50, other joke books shall greet you. *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE JOKES*