Book of Weirdness

#67

There were 11 people hanging

onto a rope that came down

from a helicopter. Ten were

men and one woman. The

rope was starting to fray so

they all agreed that one person should let go because if they

didn't, the rope would break

and everyone would die. No one could decide who

should go so finally the

woman gave a really touching

speech, saying how she would

give up her life to save theirs,

because women were used to giving up things for their

husbands and children, giving

into men, and that after all,

men were the superior sex

and must be saved. When she

finished speaking, all the men clapped. Never under estimate the mind

of a woman.