Gorillaz And Me (Pt 2)

Chapter 26

We were then stopped by a Stylo car. Both windows opened from each vehicle.

It was Noodle, greeting us with a smile.

"Look like yo' look full. I thought I could help too."

Everyone seemed relived and happy to see Noodle...except that one woman. What was her name...Hannah?
Everyone got out, glad to be out of such a cramped car.

"Dawn do we really have to stop for this Bitch? You know how I feel about her."

"What did she just call me?"
Noodle stepped out of the Stylo looking at her angrily.
"I know you didn't just call me a bitch."

"Uh-oh..."
Erin stepped between the two.
Me and my two mates watched as they bickered and argued. All three of them.

"What do you fhink's gonna happen?"
Sam asked both me and Dexter.

"Do they always fight like this?"
Dexter looked at me...how was I suppose to know?

"I don't even know who that other girl is."

We both quiet down as Noodle began yelling at her in Japanese.

Hannah then got really close to Noodle.

"Yeah? Well Ching, Chang, Chong bitch I don't fucking care what you have to say to me. Speak English like a proper Brit or go back to where you came from!"

"Hannah!"
Dawn shouted at Her and began cussing her out now.

"Kiss my ass!"
Noodle shouted at Hannah, flipping her off.

"What did you just say?"
Hanna looked at her angrily balling up her fist.

"Kiss. My. Ass!"
She repeated looking at Hanna with a cold harsh stare.

The boys seemed to be enjoying this...but not me. I didn't want any fights to happen.
Hannah then lunged herself at Noodle only to be pulled back by Dawn. Noodle was being held back too by 2D.

"Girls...we shouldn't be doing this, there are children here!"
2D shouted as he held back Noodle. She seemed strong.

"To hell with children this bitch needs to be taught a lesson."
Hannah yelled angrily at her trying to throw a punch at her.

Noodle continued to yell at her in Japanese out of anger as 2D struggle to hold her back.

"Dex...do you fink we can come back another time? Day look busy..."
Sam began to tug on Dexter's shirt looking worried now.

"No way!"
He replied
"this is getting good. Besides, we can't leave Sirus by herself remember..."

"It's getting dark. Why don't I walk you home."
Erin offered up. I had forgotten she was in the car with us.

"Are you kidding!?"
Dexter yelled from excitement.
"This is the most amazing thing we've ever seen, right Sam?"
I looked over at Sam who was now nodding his head.

She let out a long sigh.

"Well then...i really didn't want to be mean and do this but...im afraid you won't be able to get my autograph."
Dexter and Sam both looked at each other.

"Huh?"
She looked back at the both of us shocked.

"Don't tell meh you don' know who i am..."
Sam shrugged and i shook my head.

"No...we thought you were just Sirus's Mum or something of that sort."
Dexter replied.

"What!? How old do I look to you!?"

Erin looked at them in shock and so did I? My mum? She looked nothing like her!

"Ummm...thirty two?"
Sam answered hesitantly as Erin looked completely gobsmacked.

" 'M TWEN'Y SIX!"

"Erin...isnt my mum."
I said a bit puzzled as to why they thought Erin was my mum.

"Hold up! You mean to tell me that you boys have been a fan of Gorillaz for your entire life yet yew 'ave no ideah who i am?"

The both shook their heads.

"You kind of sound like 2D...are you related in a way?"
Asked one of them.

"She couldn't be..."
the other one said.
"The book said he was a single child"
he looked at Erin closely, observing her.

"Could she be one of 2-D's girlfriends?" He asked.

"Girlfriend!?"
I watched as Erin's face turned a deep shade of red which immediately told me that she fancied him in some way.

"No way! She's way to curved for him he likes flat girls. Like Paula or Rachel. She must be one of Murdoc's!"
Dexter stated as if he knew a lot about them.

"Curved? Murdoc!? Wot!?"
Erin looked really flustered...as for me. I was really confused. What were they on about?

"Okay i know you're probably right but did you have to bring Paula into this? He already has a lot on his mind..."

Paula? Not my mum right? Probably not...what are the chances they knew each other?

I listen to the kids talk about the bands relationship and comparing Erin to other women both 2D and Murdoc have dated. It was a bit weird to be honest. How come these boys knew so much?

"I've got it!"
Sam shouted as they both looked at Erin and pointed before together in sync said

"You're Noodle's girlfriend!"

Everyone outside in the car went quiet and focused on Erin.
Dawn looked stunned as she held back Hannah. Who still looked pissed. 2D looked like he was moments away from laughing...and as for Noodle. She looked redder than a cherry tomato.

"Uhhhhhhh...."

//Hey guys sorry i've been taking so long. I've been working and of course doing school work. Hopefully I'll be able to send out more frequently during the summer//