Be More Chill Textpost (Look At These I Crave Attention)

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The squip squad in kindergarten part 1
The squip is the only adult.

Jenna: *drawing unicorns on the floor*
Squip: Why are you drawing on the floor? We use paper for that!
Jenna: I don't wanna hurt the trees!
Thalia: STOP STEALING THE BLUE CRAYON JENNA I'M USING IT
Jenna: I NEVER TOUCHED IT!
Brooke: STOP SCREAMING!
Chloe: *throws up*
Brooke EEEWWWWW
Squip: Chloe stop eating the puzzle pieces.
Jake: *silently eating animal crackers in the corner*
Michael: M a s t e r  d o e s  n o t  a p p r o v e. I n  s e p t e m b e r t h e e n d w i l l  c o m e.
Rich: SQUIIIP MICHAEL IS SUMMONING DEMONS AGAIN!!
Michael: You interrupted me. *picks up a fork and stabs Rich*
Rich: *cries and runs away*
Jeremy: *runs to Michael*
Jeremy: Stop stabbing people Micha, it's not their fault...
Jared: ME AND MY HUSBAND RICH ARE HAVING A TEA PARTY! EVERYONE IS INVITED EXCEPT MICHAEL!
Michael: *cries and runs into the bathroom*
Squip: *banging his head against the wall*
Everyone: *goes into the tea party room*
Chloe: *stabs Jake with a plastic sword*
Jake: *crying* I just wanna eat macaroni...
Jeremy: Micha what's wrong
Michael: I *sniffles* am alone in the bathroom
Jeremy: Its okay Micha
Heather: *screams*
Heather: Thalia keeps taking my cup
Thalia: IT'S MY CUP!
Squip: Is it too late to move up to 4th grade?