Be More Chill Textpost (Look At These I Crave Attention)

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I call this one: Jared didn't go to the store and now they have nothing to eat.

Thalia: You two seem kind of our of it today. What did you eat for breakfast?
Heather: What I ate this morning has nothing to do with my current state.
Thalia: Jared, what did you two have for breakfast.
Jared: M&M cereal.
Thalia: Oh god, you see? That's what I mean, I didn't even know M&Ms made a cereal!
Jared: They don't, it's just M&Ms in a bowl with milk.