Be More Chill Textpost (Look At These I Crave Attention)

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Jeremy: Hey, Michael, have you noticed how in any tv show or cartoon ever the blue and red characters end up together?
Michael, pining: h a h a that's crazy isn't it? suPER crazy hAHA. It's especially funny because I'm red... You're blue...
Jeremy, also pining: hA I know right?? Crazy. Like you... And me... Hhahhahaaaahha
Christine: This would be far less painful if you two just asked each other out already.