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Jake being nice to everything, or Hayden using broken English. (English is my first language so I'm not sure how to write broken English.)

Hayden: Jake, I love you but you are nice too much.
Jake, offended: I can be mean!
Hayden: You walked into a pole and said sorry to it.
Jake: Well, Jeremy does that.
Hayden: Even after you knew it was not people.
Jake: WALLS ARE PEOPLE TOO!