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Jeremy: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.

Michael: *hands him the gum with a strange look on his face*

Jeremy: *thinking* Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I'll have a stick. But no no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.