Michael: Why is your tongue blue?
Jared: *remembers that Michael told him specifically not to eat sprinkles straight out of the container with a spoon*
Jared: I decided to see what paint tasted like.
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Michael: Why is your tongue blue?
Jared: *remembers that Michael told him specifically not to eat sprinkles straight out of the container with a spoon*
Jared: I decided to see what paint tasted like.