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Rich watched too much Dinosaur Train as a child.

Rich: I JUST REALIZED WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD HAVE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW.
Heather: It's too early for this shit...
Rich: GUTE MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL.
Jared: WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON.
Thalia: Oh my god, neither of those are dinosaurs and there's 145 million years separating them both. This conversation is a paleontological disaster.