Be More Chill Textpost (Look At These I Crave Attention)

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Be more chill as a reality show: Confessionals it's probably some sort of like total drama type competition

Brooke: I think that if I were to win any of these competitons, it would be the talent show. I can sing very well and sort of play piano. I'm still learning though...

Chloe: Okay, so I now identify as moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumb people and them exclusively. Brooke just asked me for the spanish word for tortilla and now I dream of kissing her under the moonlight.

Christine: soanywayiwasthinkingthatifidowinidmakeananimalshelterforpuppiesandkittiesandbunniesbecauseilovethem

Heather: If I am voted out before Jared I'll stab you. 

Jake: This is so cool, bros. I'm on TV! I can't even believe this dude.

Jared: You know, I've been on TV before. I did this one thing and it was so cool that i got on tv.... (continues talking for 2 hours)

Jenna: I have so many fake accounts to vote people off. I'm hoping Rich goes first.

Jeremy: Am I even qualified for this? I think they mixed up my name or number or something with someone else. hhhhhh. *camera cuts as Jeremy pulls his sweater over his head*

Michael: I can win I think. Probably through sheer luck and my zombie apocalypse training.

Rich: If you think I didn't know about Jenna's accounts, well, I just reported them all. The votes are invalid now and I win by default.