Be More Chill Textpost (Look At These I Crave Attention)

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Mean girls quotes because I love doing these.

Jeremy: It was your idea for me to pretend to be plastic!

Michael: Ironically I need to scare you straight, cause this should not be how we roll.

Jake: I see stars, so many stars tonight. (I have honestly no idea for him though)

Rich: You've been in that bathroom for a long time you're either doing drugs or you're very constipated from using drugs

Jared: With dresses and cake, and singing and dancing and CAKE

Chloe: Also, someone, not me, barfed in your oven.

Jenna: I'm sorry I laughed at you the time you got diarrhea on the ferris wheel. And I'm sorry for repeating it now. And I'm sorry for the people who were below you.

Christine: Based on actual events where people died. (No one died)

Brooke: I like to express myself through emojis because I'm stupid.

Heather: She's leaving! Just like my dad.

Thalia: I am a space alien, and I have four butts!

I am afraid now because world burn kinda applies to Rich a lot.