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Michael: White chocolate is obviously the superior chocolate!
Jeremy: Oh please, Dark chocolate is clearly better.
Michael: Dark chocolate is bitter!
Jeremy: That's what makes it so perfect! It's like a delicious metaphor for life in your mouth!
Michael: I don't want to be thinking about life metaphors when I'm eating chocolate! I'm eating chocolate to forget about life! White chocolate is pure, angelic, and holy!
Jeremy: Yeah, well dark chocolate is the healthiest type of chocolate.
Michael: Nothing nutritious is delicious.
Jared, back from getting snacks: Actually, I think milk chocolate is the bes-
Jeremy and Michael: Jared, shut the fuck up!
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