Be More Chill Textpost (Look At These I Crave Attention)

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I'd like to thank the academy for making this go to 100 textposts. Should I keep going or make a separate book?

Michael tries to roast Jere:
Jeremy: I feel like there isn't enough special days in our relationship.
Michael: Babe, every day in our relationship is special.
Jeremy: Aww.
Michael: Because you're an idiot.
Everyone, randomly appearing in the room: OOOHHHHHHHH!